“Long live the king…!”
I’m so fucking done with everything
wooohoooo my picture on my dash.
Well it looks like I won’t be able to finish altering my plaid skirt or making my cream lace half shirt. Caaauuse. A fucking bratty 5 year old rules over everything. I’m even getting bitched at cause I have to go to work instead of watching him. What the fuck?
I FOUND IT
THE BEST PAINTING OF ALL TIME
It’s called Adam and Eve (or something along those lines, there’s two versions and it’s translated) and the first time I saw it I couldn’t stop laughing for a solid five minutes.
Just look at this shit.
If you just glance at it, it looks like God is flipping off Adam and Eve.
Then you have Adam here like “Hey man, why are you so pissed at me, its all her fault.”
Meanwhile the animals look like someone took a candid photo with a really bright camera flash, even though this was painted in 1623.
The horse is stoned as hell.
Even the babies with God have no clue what is going on, this kid is confused as fuck.
Also, motherfuckin’ flying baby heads because why the hell not.
Like it’s so random the entire rest of the painting is like “what the fuck is this shit.”
Best painting ever.
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